teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

(via unretrieved)


landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via unretrieved)


suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

(via unretrieved)


hnnhmcgrth:

Adrian Tomine - Shortcomings, 2007
newmiu:

his eyes!!

zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

(via happiest)


She sees beauty in everything but herself.

-(via pressing)

(Source: pressing, via pathetic-enough)



weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

(via pathetic-enough)


I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen.

-John Steinbeck (via pianti)

(Source: razorshapes, via c-rawwwwwwww)